Baby Names...

If "diarrhea" didn't mean what it meant, do you think it'd be a pretty baby name. I do. It's a very pretty word..."diarrhea". Or "chlamydia", either one, both about equal.

Pregnancy Bed Rest...

You know how dogs get those lamp shades around there neck so they don't bite or lick their balls? Well, I need one. This bed rest is killing me.